This is a thing now?

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permanentsix: OH MY G-D WHO CARES

Thu, 23 May 2013 23:35:12 -0700

permanentsix:

OH MY G-D

WHO CARES

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Snoop makes Mashed Potatoes | Snoop Dogg | Martha Stewart (by...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:19:27 -0700

Snoop makes Mashed Potatoes | Snoop Dogg | Martha Stewart (by MarthaStewart)

bujnik: havemanymonkeys: Finally, the Literary Cycle of Life...

Thu, 23 May 2013 10:43:11 -0700

bujnik:

havemanymonkeys:

Finally, the Literary Cycle of Life can be completed!

Whiskey-Writer-Tears-Whiskey

Sounds about write.

Calling Love and Radiation.

(via Adventure Time Avid Style by ~avid on deviantART)

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:45:28 -0700

(via Adventure Time Avid Style by ~avid on deviantART)

oldtobegin: ro-s-aspa-rks: Pirate Jokes by minisparks What is a pirate’s favorite kind of...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:23:48 -0700

oldtobegin:

ro-s-aspa-rks:

Pirate Jokes by minisparks

What is a pirate’s favorite kind of music?

Rrrrr & B

A pirate wearing a paper towel on his head walks into a bar and orders some rum.

The bartender asks, ‘Captain, why do you have a paper towel on your head?’

‘Arrrrr! Because I got a Bounty on me head!’

OMG the bounty joke

how-tokissdistinctly-american: alan092177: this could be my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 19:22:32 -0700

how-tokissdistinctly-american:

alan092177:

this could be my source of sustenance for the rest of my life

One a day for the rest of my life

WANT!

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Wed, 22 May 2013 16:00:13 -0700

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This 20-cent-more-expensive whiskey (second cheapest!) is smokey, but otherwise quite dull. I want...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:11:34 -0700

This 20-cent-more-expensive whiskey (second cheapest!) is smokey, but otherwise quite dull. I want my two dimes back.

"Genetically-engineered superhuman Khan (not a spoiler at this point, surely) is admirably played by..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:40 -0700

“Genetically-engineered superhuman Khan (not a spoiler at this point, surely) is admirably played by the mellifluously ominous Benedict Cumberbatch, who falls on the right side of theatrical ham to evoke a superhuman megalomaniac. But Cumberbatch’s efforts can’t rescue this Khan from the fact that he’s a complete cypher, even less of a villain than boilerplate rogue warlord Nero (Eric Bana) from the previous movie. New Khan is essentially a Cliff Notes shadow of the previous one, literally explaining the character’s back-story from the original series and The Wrath of Khan like a walking Wikipedia entry.

Abrams and company’s Khan barely exists without the original canon, and his already tenuous existence in the film is made all the more ridiculous by the fact that he’s white as whole milk despite being Indian and having a Sikh name. The original Khan was played by Ricardo Montalban, who was Mexican, but at least they got his skin colour right, in itself a victory during the ‘60s, when brownface would have done just fine. The dubious whitewashing of the character in STID hurts the film’s credibility by making its already flimsy version of Khan seem all the more fake. Furthermore, Abrams et al handle the character with unseemly haste, apparently shoving him into the movie only to re-tool the iconic moments of The Wrath of Khan. They gloss over some of the most fascinating aspects of the original Khan Noonien Singh, including the fact he’s an exiled dictator who ruled much of Asia during a world-wide war against his genetically-engineered kind. Instead of exploring the tricky notion of a brown, fascist ubermensch rejected by the world, Abrams reduces his Khan to a pale (pun intended) imitation of the original. With no real personality other than that dictated by a past that exists in a different fictional timeline. An intriguing notion in itself, but with lacking results in the film. It’s a waste of both the character and Cumberbatch, who has the talent to be a great villain.”

- My buddy Indrapramit Das reviews STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS. (via love-and-radiation)

reblog if you want anons but in reality no one is going to send you anything and will just reblog this

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:57:06 -0700

kyol:

jesus—walks:

this one actually made me laugh

Ten minutes until Mac n’ Cheese, folks.Ten minutes.

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:53 -0700

Ten minutes until Mac n’ Cheese, folks.
Ten minutes.

Landlord was supposed to call this morning, around 9 to arrange to replace the fridge. Round about 3...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:51:54 -0700

Landlord was supposed to call this morning, around 9 to arrange to replace the fridge. Round about 3 he shows up and wants to know why I haven’t emptied and cleaned it. “Well, I didn’t know when you were coming and you didn’t call ahead.” “Oh.” An hour later, we have a (not very) new fridge that makes (only slightly) less noise than the previous one.

So I went out to the liquor store and splurged on the whiskey that costs 20¢ more. Because I’m a big boy.

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drawing-bored: beignets and chicory coffee at café du monde?...

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:49:21 -0700

drawing-bored:

beignets and chicory coffee at café du monde? yes, please.

Great. Now I have to go hunting for beignets and strong coffee at the two french bakeries down the street. Fantastic. Thanks Mr. Drawing-Bored, thanks for putting the idea of pastries in my head.