July 2009
54 posts
June 2009
22 posts
Umm... Yeah... That thing with the cream machine?
Can we pretend it didn’t happen?
fmylife:
Today, I was cashiering at a grocery store when an elderly woman came through my line buying prune juice. She then whispered to me that last time she bought it, she “blew up her toilet”. FML
I want to be old so I can pull this crap and get away with it.
Yes Phlegm
love-and-radiation:
ubermichael:
There was, in fact, phlegm flying during the Lee Pace spasm.
Ah, I see. You mistake bile for phlegm. That was bile, and anger, and hate. I’m a walking dark side.
Bile mixed with phlegm, perhaps.
You’re so angry I’m going to have to poke you until you smile!
Yes Phlegm
There was, in fact, phlegm flying during the Lee Pace spasm.
I will not have him maligning the Lee Pace like...
(via love-and-radiation)
You could barely type that with the phlegm, rage-a-hol, and and the keyboard spasms just now.
The boyfriend just scored "32" on the autism...
love-and-radiation:
A wholly scientificated measurement, surely?
Hey. There was alcohol involved. I’m sure I could have scored higher if I was sober.
Bodie just pooped!!!
cameronchristopher:
Yayyyyy!!!
I still want a dog, even though they poop and I’d have to clean it up.
Oh hai social networking sites!
love-and-radiation:enjoli:
I understand that you don’t send notifications when someone de-friends you. That’s cool.
When someone you were once friends with shows up under “people you may know”, though?
Yeah. That’s basically the same thing.
See, I more have the problem that I get “People You Know” who are friends I have previously blocked. Because I’m usually pretty rigourous about...
Tumbularity
Me: I have a tumbularity of zero.
love-and-radiation (and his 608 tumblarity points): Wow. That means you have a life.
