February 2012
30 posts
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Hello Portland.
1. Already went to Voodoo Donuts. Going again omorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow.
2. Drank cheap gin and played pinball and TMNT.
3. Awesome Mexican food.
Tomorrow will also be odd.
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Am I doing this correctly?
PICKLE RELISH IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL. And all other relishes are the bastard children of idiocy and pickle relish.
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Four (FOUR) job applications sent off today. FOUR. I guess I went on a job application bender or something. How odd. The first one took two (TWO!!) hours, because it was a stupid evil web form and they had disabled copy/pasta for some STUPID reason.
ANY PORTLAND TUMBLRS WANNA MEET UP THIS WEEKEND?
love-and-radiation:
We’re coming down this weekend with some friends and they’ll be attending this creationist conference so they can write articles about it, while we wander around.
To clarify a few points:
VOODOO DONUTS.
Portland Oregon. Portland on the West Coast, the one with the hipsters and great food.
VOODOO DONUTS.
We’re not attending the creationist conference. Perhaps a...
“A federal appeals court Tuesday struck down California’s ban on same-sex...”
– Prop. 8: Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional, court rules - latimes.com
It’s about time.
love-and-radiation:
Ubermichael referred to it as the “Superball” earlier, and now I can’t stop thinking about Eli Manning making little rubber balls ricochet off of every surface in some kind of giant stadium.
You keep talking about this Eli Manning dude and I keep thinking the guy on SG: Universe.
So, should I care about the superbowels that everyone seems to be talking about?
“Stinking Bishop is a soft washed-rind cheese produced since 1972 by Charles...”
– Stinking Bishop cheese - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sounds yummy.
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tumblr is really quiet and everyone else at this...
jakke:
Oh wow yeah it is in fact Friday night. Well then.
Dude and his girlfriend took a couple ecstasy on the bus because they wanted to get a good baseline going. Three dudes got their picture taken on the same bus, but one couldn’t smile: he was too “nudnosihdh” I think he said.
Highlighted Posts
thisaintnopicnic:
So which one of my followees is going to be the first sucker?
Watching my dash…
They already turned it off, because people could copy/pasta the HTML code and get FREE OMG highlighted posts.
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Important Questions
I had a shower and all the “Promoted Tumbls” or WTF they were called are all gone.
Is Tumblr going to refund everyone who spent money on this?
Why can’t Tumblr fix other problems as quickly?
Missing E Rules
I totally didn’t pay for this.
I got nothing.: The first time I've ever contacted... →
harharhar:
Hi tumblr,
First, I want to say thank you for being a great platform. Loads of fun. My friends and I are addicts.
You added this new “highlighted posts” thing today. It’s cool. Great way to pull in some dollars, I’m sure. I was proud to use it to highlight the word “farts” to…
The World’s First Heartless Man →
blaaargh:
The turbine-like device, that are simple whirling rotors, developed by the doctors does not beat like a heart, rather provides a ‘continuous flow’ like a garden hose.
Craig Lewis was a 55-year-old, dying from amyloidosis, which causes a build-up of abnormal proteins. The proteins clog the organs so much that they stop working, according to NPR.
But after the operation, with the...
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I won the big gay bingo! No porn this time, but a big giant remote control, a free hair treatment, and a membership to the bath house. Strange night.
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TheDisgruntledGradStudent:... →
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
Nail Polish Exchange form!
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
Here you go! Enter your info and get polishing.
Rules:
$10 on polish, MAXIMUM. Don’t send butter LONDON, the rest of us will feel guilty. (or if you do, god, PLEASE…
I have no interest in nail polish, but I think this kind of sharing is exactly why the Internet was...
January 2012
60 posts
“Z 383, Song, “Incassum Lesbia, incassum rogas” (1695)
Z 384, Song,...”
– List of compositions by Henry Purcell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
I had to read this list a few times to make sure I was reading it right. 383 is very sad, and in Latin. I need to find more things to do while waiting for the coffee to kick in.
“Julian Assange, the controversial founder and editor in chief of WikiLeaks, will...”
– WikiLeaks’ Julian Assange to make Simpsons cameo - Arts & Entertainment - CBC News
I guess The Simpsons have jumped so many sharks they stopped counting, or perhaps even caring.
Any superhero comic knowledge I have is based off...
farriswheels:
And the few comics I own myself.
But mostly L&R.
Me too! But I don’t own any comics.
“To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before...”
– Huff Po (via rachelfershleiser)
This is the most beautiful thing. Can we send her flowers?
(via jaimealyse)
Harper bans pre-op and non-op trans* people from... →
girl-germs:
mmmajestic:
boobsanderson:
Sec 5.2(1)(c) of the ID screening regs of Aeronautics Act: “An air carrier shall not transport a passenger if the passenger does not appear to be of the gender indicated on the identification he or she presents.”
OHHHHHHHH, THIS IS FUCKING RICH
Whaaaaaaaaaat
OH FOR FUCK.
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Cecilia Liao: Former Stanford professor to teach... →
logicianmagician:
cecilialiao:
Last year, Stanford Professor Sebastian Thrun offered an online course on Artificial Intelligence for any internet-connected students from around the world, and close to 160,000 people took part in the course.
This year, Professor Thrun has quit Stanford and will be running a 7-week course…
I signed up! :P
Me too! I might need a bigger hard drive.
“There are currently 404 typefaces in the Google web fonts directory. Many of...”
– Beautiful web type — the best typefaces from the Google web fonts directory
If you care about type, this page is for you.
tests/00-basics.t .......... ok
tests/01-scanner-string.t .. ok
tests/02-scanner-file.t .... ok
tests/03-message.t ......... ok
tests/04-log.t ............. ok
tests/05-token.t ........... ok
tests/06-token-factory.t ... ok
tests/07-tokenizer-text.t .. ok
tests/08-tokenizer-tags.t .. ok
All tests successful.
Files=9, Tests=677, 1 wallclock secs
( 0.10...
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“This week, the National Advisory Committee on Immunization recommended the use...”
– HPV vaccine for boys recommended in Canada - Health - CBC News
Go get jabbed boys.
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The Not-So-Retiring Barney Frank (You Gotta Love...
Andrew Goldman: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
AG: Why not?
BF: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
AG: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
BF: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
tumblr has invented time travel
obijohnkenobi:
every time i hit refresh i move backwards in time to an older post.
brb, gonna go kill hitler.
Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.