First go at the gym in two weeks. My back is sore and tense but it isn’t screaming.
This is an improvement.
Apparently I haven’t worn pants since the last time I did laundry.
I am ok with this.
Mr Love-and-radiation is wearing his jean shorts in public. This is a huge step.
Hyde Park on Hudson is a surprisingly good movie. Bill Murray is brilliantly understated and subtle.
I did not start the email by saying, “You know nothing Jon Snow.” But I really really really wanted to.
Because he knows nothing and has the most irritating attitude of any inept, inbred, condescending, troll-minded, mouth breathing imbecile I’ve met in my lifetime.
No, you’re getting all teary at the Doctor saying good bye to Donna Noble.
Oh, nothing much. Just poking around a website with five different installs of wordpress, three wikimedia installs, and a bunch of old shit all mixed up in the same place. Mostly thinking about dinner.
I miss the opiates, but I’m happy to be pooping again.
- Rabid wolves
- Misguided aspirations
- Broken glass
- Great white sharks
- Killer whales
- Runaway bus
- Lose rugs
- Cheese graters
- Romantic loves who are careless with hearts
- Excessive drinking
- Crystal chandeliers
- Exposed wiring
- Loose bricks
- That weird smell near the bathroom
- Guest bathrooms
- Bathtubs filled with body parts and lye
Yay opiates. Boo constipation.