January 2012
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“This week, the National Advisory Committee on Immunization recommended the use...”
– HPV vaccine for boys recommended in Canada - Health - CBC News
Go get jabbed boys.
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The Not-So-Retiring Barney Frank (You Gotta Love...
Andrew Goldman: You’ve long argued for the decriminalization of marijuana. Do you smoke weed?
Barney Frank: No.
AG: Why not?
BF: Why do you ask a question, then act surprised when I give an answer? Do you think I lie to people?
AG: I thought you might explain why you support decriminalizing it but don’t smoke it.
BF: Do you think I’ve ever had an abortion?
tumblr has invented time travel
obijohnkenobi:
every time i hit refresh i move backwards in time to an older post.
brb, gonna go kill hitler.
Everybody kills Hitler on their first trip.
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love-and-radiation:
I think it’s time for another episode of Sherlock, or as I like to call it, “Which British Man is going to give me dirty wrong feelings while they do some science to prove some thing but without CSI montagesa boner
I fixed that for you.
love-and-radiation:
Like, he’s getting all these smutty pictures of people (some from our building, which is weird from a knowing-what-guys-from-the-elevators’-buttholes-look-like angle) and I would just be asking for fully-clothed shots that prove you’re not a weirdo that drinks Fresca or something. “DO YOU HAVE SUITS?” That kind of shit. I would be unbearable.
I think you have different...
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crabby-cakess:
ubermichael:
love-and-radiation:
Ubermichael doesn’t know who Shakira is.
Who?
Those hips lie.
No really.
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love-and-radiation:
Ubermichael doesn’t know who Shakira is.
Who?
“Not like those sluts on Everybody Loves Raymond.”
“Nice try, prolapse.”
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In which I trek off into the waist deep (two inch) snow in search of emergency supplies (coffee, toilet paper, light bulb) and food (coffee, cookies) to weather the snowpocalypse (really, it’s two inches).
Showing Ubermichael SHERLOCK.
love-and-radiation:
It still bothers me that it’s a world where detective fiction would have evolved around the gap of Conan Doyle.
I liked the first episode, but found it annoying that Sherlock didn’t put some pretty obvious bits together.
“A Bunghole or Bungehole is a hole bored in a liquid-tight barrel to remove...”
– Bunghole - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Yes, I am giggling like a schoolgirl.
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“Someone who answers a mystery shopper ad is sent an employment packet typically...”
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Snopes: Secret Shopper Scams¹. My mother, a generally pretty savvy woman, very nearly got taken by this one. Only the fact that today is a banking holiday prevented her being on the hook for $1500, since she was fully prepared to pop down to the bank first thing. Another thing to thank Dr King...
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turnabout replied to your post: I for one look forward to seeing the city shutdown…
You are single-handedly destroying every notion I thought was true about Canada.
The West Coast of Canada is a strange and lovely place.
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I for one look forward to seeing the city shutdown tomorrow from the amazing snow.
SunCalc - sun position, sunlight phases, sunrise,... →
SunCalc is a little app that shows sun movement and sunlight phases during the given day at the given location.
“All same sex marriages performed in Canada are legal and the law will be changed...”
– Justice Minister declares all same-sex marriages legal and valid - The Globe and Mail
This guy seems like a pretty humane Conservative. I’m glad they’ll be fixing this one.
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oscarwoolf reblogged your quote: A Department of Justice lawyer under Prime…
I’d just like to point out that this *MIGHT* just be a big mistake that the blogs just picked up on and ran with. I’ve heard reports that Harper knows nothing and that it is all some zealous lawyer behind this. Give it time and let’s find out what this is really all about.
I would like to think that, but the CBC...
“A Department of Justice lawyer under Prime Minister Stephen Harper’s...”
– Canadian Gov’t Dissolves Thousands of Same-Sex Marriages (Including Dan Savage’s) | Gay Blog | Gay News
This is despicable. This is not my government. Except it is.
Chronically Awesome: Replace one part of your... →
rosa—sparks:
mostdangerousmime:
whiskeyrobot:
rhymeswithjulie:
bowlingalley-lawyer:
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bowling alley vagina.
rhymes with vagina.
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vagina sparks.
ubervagina.
“The Royal Canadian mint racked up a $7.3-million bill to make 486 million new...”
– Global News | 99 stupid things the government did with with your money: Maclean’s
Maybe it’s finally time to be rid of the penny.
the tart: here's the thing about white privilege →
so-treu:
it’s really not enough to acknowledge that you have it. like, good for you, but it doesn’t *stop* there.
it’s kind of one of those zero sum “if you’re not part of the solution you’re part of the problem” things.
if you’re not actively working to dismantle the structures that give…
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“Zelda is a female wild turkey that has lived in New York’s Battery Park...”
– Zelda (turkey) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
WatchScissor Sisters new video Shady Love. It isn’t much like their other music, but it is absolutely them.
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so an MLA is trying to live for a month at the... →
jakke:
Can politicians please stop pretending this is a reasonable way to address policy efficacy? Jagrup Brar is a legislator who has a graduate degree and is fluent in multiple languages including English and has the Internet access and expert advice to map out this month - which are not luxuries that virtually any welfare recipients are facing. Moreover, his time in an emergency shelter and...
So far as I know, and to the best of my knowledge, nobody I know died in 2011. I am grateful for this one, solitary fact.
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Fantastic. Some guest at this party put Mr. Clean in the toilet and swished it around with the toilet brush. We have trained them correctly.