This is a thing now?

First go at the gym in two weeks. My back is sore and tense but it isn’t screaming.

This is an improvement.

Apparently I haven’t worn pants since the last time I did laundry. 

I am ok with this.

Mr Love-and-radiation is wearing his jean shorts in public. This is a huge step.

Hyde Park on Hudson is a surprisingly good movie. Bill Murray is brilliantly understated and subtle.

arcanities replied to your post: I did not start the email by saying, “You know…

Sounds like more of a Joffrey?

No, he is too stupid to be cruel like Joffrey.

I did not start the email by saying, “You know nothing Jon Snow.” But I really really really wanted to. 

Because he knows nothing and has the most irritating attitude of any inept, inbred, condescending, troll-minded, mouth breathing imbecile I’ve met in my lifetime.

No, you’re getting all teary at the Doctor saying good bye to Donna Noble. 

Oh, nothing much. Just poking around a website with five different installs of wordpress, three wikimedia installs, and a bunch of old shit all mixed up in the same place. Mostly thinking about dinner.

I miss the opiates, but I’m happy to be pooping again.

jakke:

How precious.

steampoweredmedia:

1. Wolves
2. Rabid wolves
3. Misguided aspirations
4. Broken glass
5. Dran-o
6. Great white sharks
7. Killer whales
8. Runaway bus
9. Spills
10. Lose rugs
11. Stairs
12. Knives
13. Cheese graters
14. Romantic loves who are careless with hearts
15. Bobby
16. Bourbon
17. Excessive drinking
18. Cocaine
19. Crystal chandeliers
20. Exposed wiring
21. Fireplace
22. Loose bricks
23. That weird smell near the bathroom
24. Bookshelves
25. Guest bathrooms
26. Bathtubs filled with body parts and lye

Yay opiates. Boo constipation.